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If free will was not real
RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm)RozKek Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 4:13 pm)Gemini Wrote: Yeah, we're on the same side, as far as how the universe works. Nothing floats above causality.

Well then... why are we arguing? Let's go for some vanilla ice cream picked out of my totally free Will! 
What the fuck are you doing Will? No wonder you were free, go back into the fucking basement or it will be 10 whips.

How'd you know I love vanilla ice cream? Let's get it!

(I am actually gonna send my husband out for vanilla ice cream now. LOL)
A Gemma is forever.
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I fucking love vanilla ice cream. There's a picture of me eating some with my man nipples out in A69.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 4:47 pm)Gemini Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm)RozKek Wrote: Well then... why are we arguing? Let's go for some vanilla ice cream picked out of my totally free Will! 
What the fuck are you doing Will? No wonder you were free, go back into the fucking basement or it will be 10 whips.

How'd you know I love vanilla ice cream? Let's get it!

(I am actually gonna send my husband out for vanilla ice cream now. LOL)

I am your husband. 

Sorry, I can't. I blew all the money on cocaine and hookers.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I fucking love vanilla ice cream. There's a picture of me eating some with my man nipples out in A69.

I'll have this as a friendly reminder to never sign up for area 69, thanks.
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You're welcome.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 4:44 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Damn.

I would... but I'd have to read some Kant first!

I'm too lazy and silly!

Ah, the lazy/silly hermeneutic for interpreting the Critique of Pure Reason. You've got to help me now. My Kant needs help. So much help!

Quote:Told ya I'm pretentious Tongue It was a perfectly reasonable assumption to assume I'd read Kant based on me knowing the title of one of his books... but nope, I haven't read any I'm just pretentious. Hey I technically have told no lies Angel

Not just one of Kant's books..THE book. You're more than pretentious. You have they key to Kant, and I want it. I need it. Give it to me!

Quote:Well possibly there is a possible world where you got ravaged by the turtle.

I'll have a a good hard think about it later. It's how the jars get filled.

I've been so ravaged and ravished by this argument that I'm literally picking myself up off the floor. I'm crawling up onto my chair, limp from the exertions of defending compatibilism to wicked, wicked turtles.
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 4:49 pm)RozKek Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 4:47 pm)Gemini Wrote: How'd you know I love vanilla ice cream? Let's get it!

(I am actually gonna send my husband out for vanilla ice cream now. LOL)

I am your husband. 

Sorry, I can't. I blew all the money on cocaine and hookers.

Now you will feel the fury of a woman scorned. I want my vanilla ice cream! Screw your cocaine and hookers!
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Gemini Wrote: Ah, the lazy/silly hermeneutic for interpreting the Critique of Pure Reason. You've got to help me now. My Kant needs help. So much help!

The bolded word is a new word for me. That feels good in my balls.

Quote:Not just one of Kant's books..THE book. You're more than pretentious. You have they key to Kant, and I want it. I need it. Give it to me!

Panic but how? I haven't read it?

Maybe if you read Kant while I say irrelevant stuff that hits you right in the redacted it would make you relax enough to comprehend everything Kantian with sublimely intuitive ease?

Quote:I've been so ravaged and ravished by this argument that I'm literally picking myself up off the floor. I'm crawling up onto my chair, limp from the exertions of defending compatibilism to wicked, wicked turtles.

I turtley love making you limp from my exertions slow and deep in the phenomenology of your pretentiously frisky quivering redacted.
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 5:08 pm)Gemini Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 4:49 pm)RozKek Wrote: I am your husband. 

Sorry, I can't. I blew all the money on cocaine and hookers.

Now you will feel the fury of a woman scorned. I want my vanilla ice cream! Screw your cocaine and hookers!

Besides vanilla ice cream is turtley more addictive than cocaine and hookers.

Apart from sexy adult female slutty vanilla ice cream hookers. Especially vanilla Klondike hookers. I'm turtley the reptilian Klondike pimp.

Voiceover Wrote:What would you do for a Klondike?

Klondike Hooker Wrote:I'd sell my redacted!... I'm sorry to say that... I am... but I would sell my redacted...
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RE: If free will was not real
(August 20, 2016 at 5:21 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
Voiceover Wrote:What would you do for a Klondike?

Klondike Hooker Wrote:I'd sell my redacted!... I'm sorry to say that... I am... but I would sell my redacted...

ROFLOL
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