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BREAKING NEWS!
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BREAKING NEWS!
New study shows after an instance of national violence, water balloon sales spike!
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(July 11, 2016 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: New study shows after an instance of national violence, water balloon sales spike!
Oh great. I guess now you'll be taking advantage of every opportunity to spout off about more water balloon regulation.
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(July 11, 2016 at 12:32 pm)A Theist Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: New study shows after an instance of national violence, water balloon sales spike!
Oh great. I guess now you'll be taking advantage of every opportunity to spout off about more water balloon regulation.

Yes, because water balloons kill more toddlers than cops.
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Wait, I thought toddlers killed more cops than water balloons?
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(July 11, 2016 at 12:56 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Wait, I thought toddlers killed more cops than water balloons?

Shit, better give them some c4 to protect themselves from the toddlers. Cant have toddlers murdering cops with water balloons.
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Where's a link?!
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(July 11, 2016 at 12:58 pm)c172 Wrote: Where's a link?!

There is none.
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(July 11, 2016 at 12:58 pm)c172 Wrote: Where's a link?!

http://www.itsmyownjokepokingfunofgunworshiipers.com
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with or without water balloons, we can still eat tots, right ?
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http://www.iwasjokingtoo.org

Try the veal.
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