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Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 1:21 pm
And parasites. And viruses. And all the freshwater creatures. And the salt water creatures for that matter.
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 1:25 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2016 at 1:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
All of these questions are small potatoes compared to the ability to initiate a global (or even remotely comparable regional) flood.  There's a reason we don;t see storms like that on this planet, they would tear it to shreds, not just the animals...but the rocks and the sky itself,  and we wouldn;t be here to see anything at all...regardless of whether or not we had huge boat.

Dealing with post-flood dispersion and the logistics of what had to have been the worlds most difficult and cramped zoo are parlor tricks.  So, magic...magic, and magic...respectively, are the answers to those questions asked.
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 7:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .

[Image: tumblr_m8m9wyQn2l1qbymseo3_r2_500.gif]

Vorlon, from which movie is that gif?
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#54
RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 7:49 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 7:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .

[Image: tumblr_m8m9wyQn2l1qbymseo3_r2_500.gif]

Vorlon, from which movie is that gif?

It's a composite image from "Jaws". The left guy was standing on the stern of the boat when he said that, not the cabin.
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 12:02 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Another way to debunk Noah's ark is to simply point to kangaroos, one of my favorite animals, and ask how they managed to get to the middle east then return to Australia.

Easy... continental drift!
6000 years? Plenty of time, considering the world was created in 7 days...

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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 19, 2016 at 12:02 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Another way to debunk Noah's ark is to simply point to kangaroos, one of my favorite animals, and ask how they managed to get to the middle east then return to Australia.

Easy... continental drift!
6000 years? Plenty of time, considering the world was created in 7 days...

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Now I want 'roo steak.

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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 19, 2016 at 12:02 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Another way to debunk Noah's ark is to simply point to kangaroos, one of my favorite animals, and ask how they managed to get to the middle east then return to Australia.

Easy... continental drift!
6000 years? Plenty of time, considering the world was created in 7 days...

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Yeah, that continent had a bow wave and left a wake.
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 19, 2016 at 10:29 pm
You don't understand, they only needed one KIND of dinosaur, like a little compsognathus, and from that God made all the other wide dinosaur species reappear, and disappear, right quick!
/sarcasm

Anyway, don't those wack jobs believe that is how the dinos died, in the flood? Noah never got any onto the ark or some shit?
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 21, 2016 at 6:31 pm (This post was last modified: July 21, 2016 at 6:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Nope.  Dinosaurs made it onto the ark. They think that there were dinosaurs until just about the time that cameras were invented.  Our many stories of dragons are pointed to in order to establish this fact.
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RE: Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
July 21, 2016 at 6:38 pm
(July 21, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Nope.  Dinosaurs made it onto the ark.  They think that there were dinosaurs until just about the time that cameras were invented.  Our many stories of dragons are pointed to in order to establish this fact.

Dragons exist!

I killed one just over the weekend.


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