Rolling Down the Street

[madog]

that would have been a funnier comment without a questionmark.. otherwise you seemed surprized. Which is weird because it was your insult.

It wasn't an insult or a joke, why would you think that? I  was asking whether my translator was working correctly, now I'm hurt 

[Complidudaaldo]

... sigh. Well. you've come up against me with a remark, I have no response to. Kudos. In the typed variety. Your tautology is noted.

[Ravenshire]

what is that supposed to mean?
I speak English better than anyone I have ever heard, met or seen, read, read about or encountered otherwise.
My English skills are above par, beyond ordinary, and scholarly to the fact of evolution and reincarnation.

Whatever keeps the tears away there sunshine.

[Ravenshire]

no.. I'm OP

I am biased towards pragmatism. thus I achieve perfection. and can slander you all day without trolling, error, and do it with humility and modesty. because I don't overstep my bounds.

(emphasis is mine)

Don't be surprised if you get sued for it though.

[Complidudaaldo]

The tears are staved off by being genuine. and funny. and somewhat, proud... do to the manifested behaviours of this crowd.
but it's cool. once you guys stop parading. You may become somewhat impressed, and even opt to impress me. which would be a leap... to say the least. LOL

[Jackalope]

I think I picked a bad month to give up my banhammer habit.

[c172]

As long as your slandering is without error. All cool in the carpool.

[account_inactive]

maybe just a little?

Nah, you're alright. Maybe someone else will though.

[Cyberman]

Not even if he was glazed in honey

[paulpablo]

So, Satan is rolling down the street, and he sees this kid, chewin' on some gum.
he says to the boy, hoping to hear some great witty response a wise dad would have instilled in his son,
"Hey kid, why not put that gum in your sisters golden goldie locks?"
the boy didn't answer and slammed that gum up in there at the root.
Satan, scowlded instantly, "WTF Kid. Fawk you, you miserable prick!"
turning away angrily he instantly was brought to a smiling gaping lull.

The day was wonderful and full of surprizes. SO he sees this man looking into a jewellery store window. 
"Nice jewels. Why don't you take 'em?" he was flamboyant and gay about it. They were nice jewels.. foolishly cut into basic rudimentary shapes that destroyed their natural values, and were over priced, but nice.
The man didn't answer, and wickedly grinned.
Satan became abhorred, and gasped. "WHY YOU MOTHER FAWKER!"

He stomped off down the street.
He turned to a boy and said. "Kick that dog." to delight himself with the boys angry reproach.
"No, fawk you satan. I love dogs." so the boy went to pet it,
and it bit him.

Satan just wants to hear sinners are retards. I mean: who trained that Dog? Satan's enemy
and in the end, the boy who loved dogs, wasn't merely attacked. He remembered he loved dogs, and Satan was the bad guy all along. Thus saving many dogs at the pound in years to come.

I think you'd probably be the scariest person on this forum to meet in person.