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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men? It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude?
I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:14 am
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men? It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude?
Ammiright? High five!
Yep... nailed it.
All straight men are just like that. 
Makes one wonder what's all the hub-bub about big boobs in the porn industry...
Question: what's a "feminine woman"?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:24 am
(July 20, 2016 at 5:09 am)purplepurpose Wrote: If artificial way of making children disappears, then humans will extinct if there will many gay couples.
Quite so. I prefer making children disappear using entirely natural means for precisely this reason.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:55 am
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(July 20, 2016 at 5:14 am)pocaracas Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men? It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude?
Ammiright? High five!
Yep... nailed it.
All straight men are just like that.
Makes one wonder what's all the hub-bub about big boobs in the porn industry...
Question: what's a "feminine woman"?
In all honesty, I'm having trouble answering that question.
My instincts tell me if someone is feminine, but I'm not sure I can put a finger on one particular thing.
EG, Celine Dion. Slim, fairly attractive French woman. I find her completely non feminine!?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:08 am
(July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am)Alex K Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men? It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude?
I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please. Wait a minute, are you the catcher or the thrower?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:09 am
(July 20, 2016 at 7:08 am)Little lunch Wrote: (July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am)Alex K Wrote: I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please. Wait a minute, are you the catcher or the thrower?
Whatever it takes to get to third base...
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:22 am
Ah yes, third base.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:23 am
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LL, watch him ... {whispers quietly - Alex has a thing for black holes!)
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:36 am
A friend of mine made this comment about my taste in women : "All your girl friends look like little boys".
It is true that the females he had seen were petite, small breasted , narrow hipped.
So , I replied "Using this logic I can say that all your girl friends look like fat men with bitch tits".
There is no accounting for taste. Literally.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:06 am
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men? It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude?
Ammiright? High five!
I'm so confused. How do you even pick? Aluminum, PFOA, that new ceramic shit? I could maybe understand a waffle iron.
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