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Something I never understood in relation to straight men

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Something I never understood in relation to straight men
Alex K Offline
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men?  It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude? 

I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:14 am
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:24 am
(July 20, 2016 at 5:09 am)purplepurpose Wrote: If artificial way of making children disappears, then humans will extinct if there will many gay couples.

Quite so. I prefer making children disappear using entirely natural means for precisely this reason.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 5:55 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2016 at 5:56 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:08 am
(July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am)Alex K Wrote:
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men?  It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude? 

I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please.
Wait a minute, are you the catcher or the thrower?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:09 am
(July 20, 2016 at 7:08 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(July 20, 2016 at 5:13 am)Alex K Wrote: I can get behind the going in from behind, but football? Please.
Wait a minute, are you the catcher or the thrower?

Whatever it takes to get to third base...
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:22 am
Ah yes, third base.

Also regularly spoonerized as "bird face".

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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:23 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2016 at 7:23 am by ignoramus.)
LL, watch him ... {whispers quietly - Alex has a thing for black holes!)
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 7:36 am
A friend of mine made this comment about my taste in women : "All your girl friends look like little boys".

It is true that the females he had seen were petite, small breasted , narrow hipped.

So , I replied "Using this logic I can say that all your girl friends look like fat men with bitch tits".

There is no accounting for taste. Literally.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 8:06 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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