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Something I never understood in relation to straight men

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Something I never understood in relation to straight men
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Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm
If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men?  It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude? 
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 19, 2016 at 11:29 pm
Ummmm, khakis?
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:17 am
Some of them want chicks with dicks.

And now that there are chicks with dicks (or more correctly, individuals wanting to be one even if not born that way it's now possible so we have more) the desire can be sated.

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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:38 am
No. You're wrong because I'm right and I know someone who fits the descriptions I said. 

You're wrong wrong wrong!
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:41 am
(July 20, 2016 at 12:17 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Some of them want chicks with dicks.

And now that there are chicks with dicks (or more correctly, individuals wanting to be one even if not born that way it's now possible so we have more) the desire can be sated.

Go team !!

Technically any woman out with a man is a chick with a dick...


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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:43 am
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:43 am
Uhm, yeah, nup!

My atoms just want sex with female atoms.
Not female atoms with male atom dickies.
It's like antimatter. I don't choose what I'm attracted to or repulsed by.
But my atoms tell me if I like something I see because the plumbing redirects blood to other parts of the anatomy. That's how I know.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:44 am
(July 20, 2016 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 20, 2016 at 12:17 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Some of them want chicks with dicks.

And now that there are chicks with dicks (or more correctly, individuals wanting to be one even if not born that way it's now possible so we have more) the desire can be sated.

Go team !!

Technically any woman out with a man is a chick with a dick...


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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:44 am
(July 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: If they like to go in from behind so much, and their girls love football and act tom boyishly, why don't they just fuck men?  It's like they're in denial. And what's with dating flat chested women? Why not admit they're gay? And what with dating feminine women? Isn't it clear that they just desperately want an effeminate dude? 
Ammiright? High five! 


And give up the entitlements of being straight and all that pussy, tits and ass.  Pfft.
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RE: Something I never understood in relation to straight men
July 20, 2016 at 12:46 am
(July 20, 2016 at 12:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 20, 2016 at 12:17 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Some of them want chicks with dicks.

And now that there are chicks with dicks (or more correctly, individuals wanting to be one even if not born that way it's now possible so we have more) the desire can be sated.

Go team !!

Technically any woman out with a man is a chick with a dick...


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