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RE: Get to know your staff
September 30, 2016 at 12:58 pm
What plans do you have for your youtube channel? Do you plan to make it more awesome, and how?
What other such projects are you working on? Do you have a blog or anything else like that?
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RE: Get to know your staff
September 30, 2016 at 1:00 pm
Where did you put my jar of Marmite?
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 12:09 am
I will be having my interview today, in roughly 9 hours!
Terms have been agreed, as laid out here:
Rob
I have not been informed of what questions will be asked, so I have not prepared any answers. I will be being spontaneous.
My dog is a gobshite. I'll go in the garden to minimise noise from her. Apologies for anything that turns up.
I will try to be as open and honest as possible.
I will have already been sworn in on the nearest book of fairy tales for adults.
I have arranged for a pneumatic drill to be used on the road outside halfway through the interview.
I won't say anything without a lawyer.
Tiberius
Pass rate is 70% and all questions should be attempted.
There will be no questions about the 1830s because Rob was not present.
England is better than Scotland.
All questions will consist of 8 syllables and will be read in a sarcastic voice.
Rob's voice will be edited to make him sound like a stupid inbred farmer.
Some of Rob's answers will be switched to different questions.
Why are you still reading this shit?
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No important lives will be at stake.
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 2:22 am
I suppose that no crisps containing high levels of unsaturated fatty acids and/or originating from tory potato farmers will be served is understood without mentioning it explicitely?
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 12:15 pm
Looking forward to hearing it!
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 12:25 pm
Yeah, me too. Where/when will these be made available .. and do we all get to vote whether to keep you? (Don't worry, you'll get a thumbs up from me even if you piss yourself.)
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 12:29 pm
Tibs is working on editing it and then uploading it, I'm not sure how long it will take. A few hours probably. The others will be posted as he does more interviews!
I think it's a "weakest link" situation. Whoever screws up their interview the worst gets the boot.
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RE: Get to know your staff
October 1, 2016 at 1:00 pm
Will it be here on this thread? Or will it get its own?