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Conventional Wisdom Thread
#21
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If you don't know where you are going, you might not get there.
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#22
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(August 19, 2016 at 3:50 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: If you don't know where you are going, you might not get there.

*laughs*

What?
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#23
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It was that or an old Joe Walsh album. The Smoker you Drink, the Player You Get.
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#24
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(August 19, 2016 at 3:50 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: If you don't know where you are going, you might not get there.

Have you heard of Google maps?
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#25
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Maps are for sissies! Real men drive around and claim they are taking the scenic route whilst figuring out where they are.

Right?
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#26
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Always be grateful -for- what you have, never be satisfied -with- what you have.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#27
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Shit happens.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#28
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-Never trust a calm dog.

-Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

-Toast bread until it begins to smoke, then 20 seconds less.

-It is never wise to walk past a chimpanzee while you're wearing a clown suit.

-Adventure is not fun while it's happening.

-If you think you saw a mouse, you did.

-If you must lie, lie to happy people; people are the most credulous when they are the most happy.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#29
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(August 19, 2016 at 5:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Shit happens.

Best one yet.
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#30
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Don't smell the sweaty stuff.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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