This site ranks "self-important" tweets; that is, tweets which serve no purpose other than to inflate the ego of the creator, or to brag about something.
http://tweetingtoohard.com
I love these ones:
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me"
"Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat."
"this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!"
http://tweetingtoohard.com
I love these ones:
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me"
"Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat."
"this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!"