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Self-Important Tweets
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Self-Important Tweets
This site ranks "self-important" tweets; that is, tweets which serve no purpose other than to inflate the ego of the creator, or to brag about something.

http://tweetingtoohard.com

I love these ones:

"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me"

"Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat."

"this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!"
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RE: Self-Important Tweets
I think Kanye West's tweets are funny too.

Kanye Wrote:Being nice is the shit ... working on being a doper person

1 plus one 1 is 2 .... 2 plus 2 is 4... both sum of us both equals so much more!
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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