Awkward Moments anyone?

[c172]

Posting to the "what's everyone up to" thread just now. 


Corrected.

[Little lunch]

I'm not sure if I've already told this story.
Anyway, I worked for a while at Lindeman Island.
Some of the staff and I were fucking around with water bombs in the resort.
I had one ready to go when a guest came round the corner so I hastily shoved it in my shorts pocket.
She started to ask me for directions and the balloon popped.
I told her it was a water bomb but I'm fairly sure she thought I pissed myself.

[account_inactive]

I'm not sure if I've already told this story.
Anyway, I worked for a while at Lindeman Island.
Some of the staff and I were fucking around with water bombs in the resort.
I had one ready to go when a guest came round the corner so I hastily shoved it in my  shorts pocket.
She started to ask me for directions and the balloon popped.
I told her it was a water bomb but I'm fairly sure she thought I pissed myself.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

On my first official date with the woman who is now my wife, I knocked myself unconscious.

Boru

[Excited Penguin]

On my first official date with the woman who is now my wife, I knocked myself unconscious.

Boru

Next time you can ask me to do it. I'd be more than happy to help.

Penguin

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

On my first official date with the woman who is now my wife, I knocked myself unconscious.

Boru

Next time you can ask me to do it. I'd be more than happy to help.

Penguin

Aww, lookit how cute you are...

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ever tried getting dressed in a dark closet with a pocket full of change? 

[Whateverist]

I feel awkward and do awkward stuff all the time. A better question would be, when am I not awkward?

How very gracious and in in-awkward of you.

[rado84]

I just had an awkward moment. I'm glad my mom wasn't there at that moment. We're on vacation and today is the day we're going back to civilization.
When we came here l put my lube and butt plug under the mattress. But today I forgot I had put it there and almost left without it. A sanitarian brought it to me while I was waiting for the cab to arrive. Judging by her face she must have read what the substance in the tube was cuz she didn't say a word.

[account_inactive]

I just had an awkward moment. I'm glad my mom wasn't there at that moment. We're on vacation and today is the day we're going back to civilization.
When we came here l put my lube and butt plug under the mattress. But today I forgot I had put it there and almost left without it. A sanitarian brought it to me while I was waiting for the cab to arrive. Judging by her face she must have read what the substance in the tube was cuz she didn't say a word.

Well then.