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Makin you jealous/envious

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Makin you jealous/envious
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I'm 45.
I gave birth. Twice.
What was your super power again?
Oh yeah.....

I store millions of babys in a sack under my dig black bick

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#12
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 6:00 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I'm 45.
I gave birth. Twice.
What was your super power again?
Oh yeah.....

I store millions of babys in a sack under my dig black bick

Lol...that's nothing. I was born with hundreds of thousands of eggs, ready to go.
And I still gave birth. Twice.
When your ejaculate causes pain that passes 57 decibels let me know. That's the average amount of pain a woman withstands during childbirth.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 6:15 pm
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#14
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 6:15 pm
I'm fifteen
My name is RozKek
I have a mum
I think I have already stopped growing in height, 5'9, bcuz genes
I have gorilla legs, upper body's fine! 
I can't sing high tones very well
IOW, fuck y'all
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#15
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 7:26 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I'm 45.
I gave birth. Twice.
What was your super power again?
Oh yeah.....

Thank fuck, I couldn't understand what I was supposed to post. Thanks for making sense.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 7:29 pm
I'm dreamy. I can act like a magnet towards most people. It's just a power I have Cool.

I'm about to enter an epic chapter of my life. I can feel it.
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#17
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 7:41 pm
Yeah, I got nothing.
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#18
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 8:53 pm
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#19
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 8:56 pm
ROFLOL
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 9:06 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.

12 years old and already smarter than most of our resident theists combined.  Glad to have you aboard, kid!  ?
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