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How do I cut a Pineapple?
#31
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
How do I cut a Pineapple?

Pretty much the same way you do cheese. Use a knife.
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#32
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
(August 24, 2016 at 1:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote: How do I cut a Pineapple?

Pretty much the same way you do cheese.  Use a knife.


Cheese is soft. Pineapples are hard... Like my dice and you need a good pair of fists to break that. Or teeth.

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#33
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
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cut the cheese
 

To pass gas, or to 

The term was originated when someone sliced 
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely 
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks 
terribly despite it being fresh cheese. 

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before, 
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who ?! 

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard! 

Owen: Hey, I didn't ! Damn it, I didn't!! 

LATER... 

Daryl: What's that smell...? 

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know. 

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all 
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' !

Urban Dictionary
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#34
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
(August 24, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
Quote:
cut the cheese
 

To pass gas, or to 

The term was originated when someone sliced 
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely 
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks 
terribly despite it being fresh cheese. 

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before, 
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who ?! 

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard! 

Owen: Hey, I didn't ! Damn it, I didn't!! 

LATER... 

Daryl: What's that smell...? 

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know. 

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all 
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' !

Urban Dictionary

Fokin' Hell mate.

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#35
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
Shoot it with a shotgun.
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#36
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
(August 24, 2016 at 1:47 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Shoot it with a shotgun.

GG.

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#37
RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
It wasn't me! Bella, put down that gun.
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