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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 11:06 am
Cut it with a really big CO2 laser, may not taste as good but it will be fun 
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 11:08 am
Can you get those at Target or CVS?
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 11:20 am
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(August 23, 2016 at 8:46 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: So I've been thinkin' of pineapples recently...
How do I cut em?
Wedges, Cubes, Matchsticks, Triangles, Diamonds, Circles?
I'm confused.
Take the top a half inch below the growth crown, then..from the top, 2/3rds of the flesh (1/3rd from each side) in quarters (unless you have a curved blade to core it). If you hit the crown with rooting hormone and keep it above 50f it'll grow you a new pineapple, btw. Takes a couple years and tastes like shit..but wtv.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 11:24 am
(August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: (August 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm)CloverGrace Wrote: I think there's a product that does it for you. Here's the link
https://www.avon.com/product/stainless-s...c=03630170
Probable not much help but I found it cool anyways...
I like cutting with a knife, it's just feels more clean.
That works too
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 11:39 am
(August 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm)CloverGrace Wrote: I think there's a product that does it for you. Here's the link
https://www.avon.com/product/stainless-s...c=03630170
Probable not much help but I found it cool anyways...
I have a very similar gadget, usually works pretty well. I think once it went off course through the pineapple, but probably operator error.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 12:36 pm
(August 24, 2016 at 11:08 am)c172 Wrote: Can you get those at Target or CVS?
Try here http://www.millenniumlasers.co.uk/
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 12:48 pm
You need to use a sledgehammer.
Who was that comedian who used to smash things with a sledgehammer? Fuck, his name is right on the tip of my tongue.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 1:25 pm
Gallagher?
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 1:29 pm
Yes!!! That"s the guy.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 24, 2016 at 1:34 pm
(August 24, 2016 at 11:24 am)CloverGrace Wrote: (August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I like cutting with a knife, it's just feels more clean.
That works too
It does look neat tho.
But sadly Knifes are pretty.
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