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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight
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The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/minnesot...te-ballot/

Quote:Minnesota GOP descends into ‘total confusion’ after Trump left off state ballot

Amusing.
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RE: The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight
Seems like they may have been hoping for a 13th hour miracle, that there would be someone else to vote for.  Maybe they should have talked to their buddy "jesus"?
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