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Money is everything
#1
Money is everything
I read it in context, it is what it is for noblesmen.


Ecclesiastes 10:19
A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.

Republicans were right all along
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#2
RE: Money is everything
Money can't buy me love, money can't buy me trust, money can't by me friendship-- and even if I lost my money I'd never lose my turtleyness.

At the same time:

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#3
RE: Money is everything
Yes money is the answer to everything except for the things it isn't.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#4
RE: Money is everything
(August 27, 2016 at 7:38 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Money can't buy me love, money can't buy me trust, money can't by me friendship-- and even if I lost my money I'd never lose my turtleyness.

At the same time:

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It doesnt speak about love for money, which it clarifies in the new testament. But i can see why republicans love the bible so much
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#5
RE: Money is everything
Money isn't buttsex.
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#6
RE: Money is everything
'Money can't buy love, but it can buy something that looks and acts a whole lot LIKE love.' - Variously ascribed, but I'm going with Juvenal.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: Money is everything
But Boru, it's what's inside that counts. Deep deep inside. Yummy yummy, yummy yummy.
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#8
RE: Money is everything
Money can buy butt sex!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#9
RE: Money is everything
(August 27, 2016 at 8:36 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: But Boru, it's what's inside that counts. Deep deep inside. Yummy yummy, yummy yummy.

A difference which makes no difference is no difference.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#10
RE: Money is everything
(August 27, 2016 at 8:39 am)chimp3 Wrote: Money can buy butt sex!

But butt sex is better when its freely given. You gotta share you gotta care ^^
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