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How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.

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How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 6:59 am
(September 21, 2016 at 6:08 am)mcolafson Wrote: David Berkowitz says that he converted after reading this psalm in prison and apparently he is now a meek, good Christian.

Right after his neihbour's dog told him to go out and kill people.
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 11:22 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2016 at 11:23 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Well I'll be damned, all this money we spend on crime prevention and we could have just plastered bible verses everywhere?  I'm sure the DOJ will appreciate your suggestion and afford it precisely the level of consideration it deserves........
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 11:42 am
Wait, was this OP meant to be taken seriously?

Surely the use of a man whose dog told him to kill people as an example for Christianity is just too ironic not to be a joke...
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 12:24 pm
(September 23, 2016 at 11:42 am)Faith No More Wrote: Surely the use of a man whose dog told him to kill people as an example for Christianity is just too ironic not to be a joke...

Neighbour's dog. Not his own.
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 2:18 pm
His own dog talking to him is just silly.
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 2:39 pm
Is it any sillier than a dead jew coming back to life to atone for the sins of people who were not even born?
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 3:12 pm
(September 23, 2016 at 11:42 am)Faith No More Wrote: Wait, was this OP meant to be taken seriously?

Surely the use of a man whose dog told him to kill people as an example for Christianity is just too ironic not to be a joke...

In USA even pigs fly.
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RE: How to prevent murders and lower crime rate.
September 23, 2016 at 6:13 pm
(September 23, 2016 at 3:12 pm)mcolafson Wrote:
(September 23, 2016 at 11:42 am)Faith No More Wrote: Wait, was this OP meant to be taken seriously?

Surely the use of a man whose dog told him to kill people as an example for Christianity is just too ironic not to be a joke...

In USA even pigs fly.

Really? All on their own? I guess pig farmers have no need for fences then.
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