How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

[ApeNotKillApe]

You will be locked in a room of decent size with no windows, locked in there with you is a fully grown silverback gorilla. You must fight the gorilla.
You have no weapons but you can take as many clones of yourself as you want.

How many clones of yourself would you use to defeat the gorilla in unarmed combat, and what would be your strategy?

[Excited Penguin]

Lol, as many as it takes. I don't know. As many as I can fit in the room. My strategy would be to make them kill the gorilla while I stay safely away.

[Regina]

#Justice4Harambe

[Iroscato]

Clones of me?

I don't think we've been introduced formally - I'm Iro, and I am a massive fucking pussy.

I would need millions of clones. Millions. Because at least then, there's a chance of the slightly imperfect (you can never get a 100% perfect copy) cloning process producing a few versions of Me that don't immediately void their bowels and run away screaming.
The aberrant Mes would then charge the gorilla with no regard for their own self-preservation, and would eventually bring it down through process of attrition.

My hairy nemesis now vanquished, I find myself in possession of the largest standing army in the world. I then turn my attention to training and de-wimpifying the Mes, turning them into a ferocious fighting force that I use to springboard my conquest of Earth.



(Another thing about me: I will always try and hijack a scenario thread and turn it into a world domination plan. I find it's just good practice to approach my ultimate destiny from multiple angles)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Me and gorilla split a fattie and watch MST3K until the pizza gets here.

[Faith No More]

1 clone and it's done.

[ApeNotKillApe]

(Another thing about me: I will always try and hijack a scenario thread and turn it into a world domination plan. I find it's just good practice to approach my ultimate destiny from multiple angles)

Well if you have a clone army to spare...

[Cecelia]

A Silverback weights... what 350 lbs? That's a little over three times more than I weigh, so uhh... I'll go with seven million, four hundred twenty eight thousand, three hundred sixty nine clones. That should leave enough left alive for me to do with whatever I want. So 7,428,369.

[Aoi Magi]

hmm...

Dark/Psycopathic plan (PG 18+):

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I'd need an probably around ten.

My strategy would be to kill one of my own clones first, and use the bones for weapon... bones can be brittle or extremely sharp and strong depending on which bone you use and how.

Then I'd wait for the gorilla to fall asleep, which it will eventually if I take turns sleeping with my clones.

Once the gorilla is asleep, I'd use about 4 clones to strike it's vitals all at once. Stabbing the eyes, throat, ears, and stuffing it's nostrils with giant bone fragments and flesh, should be enough to kill it over the next couple of minutes. It'll certainly go on a rampage for that duration, but I can use my remaining clones to distract it. With sufficient damage, especially through the ears, it shouldn't even be able to stand, so avoiding the rampage won't be hard.

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Normal Plan (PG 15):

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I'd need over a 100k.

I'd assign 10k clones per limb, and another 10k for the head.
The remaining will be assigned to beat the leaving crap out of it.

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[Iroscato]

hmm...

Dark/Psycopathic plan (PG 18+):

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I'd need an probably around ten.

My strategy would be to kill one of my own clones first, and use the bones for weapon... bones can be brittle or extremely sharp and strong depending on which bone you use and how.

Then I'd wait for the gorilla to fall asleep, which it will eventually if I take turns sleeping with my clones.

Once the gorilla is asleep, I'd use about 4 clones to strike it's vitals all at once. Stabbing the eyes, throat, ears, and stuffing it's nostrils with giant bone fragments and flesh, should be enough to kill it over the next couple of minutes. It'll certainly go on a rampage for that duration, but I can use my remaining clones to distract it. With sufficient damage, especially through the ears, it shouldn't even be able to stand, so avoiding the rampage won't be hard.

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Normal Plan (PG 15):

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I'd need over a 100k.

I'd assign 10k clones per limb, and another 10k for the head.
The remaining will be assigned to beat the leaving crap out of it.

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#fuckingruthless