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How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

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How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 22, 2016 at 10:38 pm
enough clones to drown the gorilla in pee
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 22, 2016 at 11:17 pm
I am sorry Deirdre but their are only so many insect protein infused figs available in nature. We must eat.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 22, 2016 at 11:32 pm
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 12:06 am
None needed.

You guys haven't seen me naked, have you?
Half the photos on the net of bigfoot are of me! ( damn, I can't even shit in the woods in peace!)

The gorilla will be summoning his own clones before you know it....
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 12:17 am
(September 23, 2016 at 12:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: None needed.

You guys haven't seen me naked, have you?
Half the photos on the net of bigfoot are of me! ( damn, I can't even shit in the woods in peace!)

The gorilla will be summoning his own clones before you know it....

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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 12:32 am
(September 23, 2016 at 12:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: None needed.

You guys haven't seen me naked, have you?
Half the photos on the net of bigfoot are of me! ( damn, I can't even shit in the woods in peace!)

The gorilla will be summoning his own clones before you know it....

Uh, I don't think the rules have a contingency for that. Lemme get back to you.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 1:00 am
What the fuck even is this thread. TIL...people on AF are a little more scary kookoo than silly kookoo...and I'm ok with that.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 1:11 am
(September 22, 2016 at 11:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 277

I'm afraid to ask...
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#29
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 1:13 am
In unarmed combat, not making weapons out of bones or anything, I think it would be difficult to plan any sort of tactic.

I'd feel pretty confident with 10 clones. And I'd have an overall strategy of going for the eyes and groin.

I'm just over 5 11 and weigh about 190 pounds, pretty good stamina and strength.

One simultaneous charge to try and push the animal down surround it, try and have people dedicated to holding down its limbs while others go to try and rip out the groin or gouge out the eyes.
Kicks to the head might work if there's 10 of us.


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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 1:17 am
Yeah, I'm starting to agree with Losty there... You people are sick. Undecided









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