How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

[chimp3]

How many chimps to take on one gorilla ? Here is how it goes down:

Chimp3 enters the gorilla habitat. Slight hand gestures unknown to stinky humans reveal a coded conversation -

"General Ursus! Cornelius here! Zira and I have been in communication with Dr. Zaius. The time prophecied by the Lawgiver is nigh! You and I have been instructed to feign battle at which of course you shall reign supreme. When they come to collect my limp corpse you and I shall burst upon them. You kill the one called ApeNotKillApe(How Aprapos!). I shall pounce upon the one who calls himself Excited Penguin and eat his face! 
We will then join forces with Milo and his apes. 10-4?

(Encryption disabled!)

[chimp3]

How many chimps to take on one gorilla ? Here is how it goes down:

Chimp3 enters the gorilla habitat. Slight hand gestures unknown to stinky humans reveal a coded conversation -

"General Ursus! Cornelius here! Zira and I have been in communication with Dr. Zaius. The time prophecied by the Lawgiver is nigh! You and I have been instructed to feign battle at which of course you shall reign supreme. When they come to collect my limp corpse you and I shall burst upon them. You kill the one called ApeNotKillApe(How Aprapos!). I shall pounce upon the one who calls himself Excited Penguin and eat his face! 
We will then join forces with Milo and his apes. 10-4?

(Encryption disabled!)

The answer is one. One chimp!

[The Grand Nudger]

He's got 100lbs on me, but he's dumb as a box of rocks.  So, just me.  

-I don't have to survive, right? Also..so long as he -eventually- dies..I win, right?

Psychotic Thunderdome Plan.

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shit in my hands, get a nice big piece of turd in my mouth.....and go for the eyes, throat, groin and mouth with laced tooth and nail.

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Clone plan

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Same plan, with clones. One of us is going to make it, and that's all that matters. I;d probably want enough to fill the space so the rilla couldn't get to the survivors through the bodies. Wait it out, rgr.

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[Aoi Magi]

How many chimps to take on one gorilla ? Here is how it goes down:

Chimp3 enters the gorilla habitat. Slight hand gestures unknown to stinky humans reveal a coded conversation -

"General Ursus! Cornelius here! Zira and I have been in communication with Dr. Zaius. The time prophecied by the Lawgiver is nigh! You and I have been instructed to feign battle at which of course you shall reign supreme. When they come to collect my limp corpse you and I shall burst upon them. You kill the one called ApeNotKillApe(How Aprapos!). I shall pounce upon the one who calls himself Excited Penguin and eat his face! 
We will then join forces with Milo and his apes. 10-4?

(Encryption disabled!)

<secret-chimp-hand-gesture>
Good plan, just remember,
If the carnage is lacking for my tastes or if you two try escaping from my servitude afterwards, you will make me slightly angry...
now continue
</secret-chimp-hand-gesture>

[Iroscato]

That awkward moment when you stumble into a shadowy ape conspiracy to overthrow humanity...

I should probably alert the authorities, but...fuck, the phone's all the way over there, y'know?

[ApeNotKillApe]

Never thought Cornelius and Zira would turn out to be filthy collaborators.
So that whole story about how they were busy repairing a time-travelling spaceship that they dragged out from the bottom of a massive lake was all an elaborate ruse!

[chimp3]

How many chimps to take on one gorilla ? Here is how it goes down:

Chimp3 enters the gorilla habitat. Slight hand gestures unknown to stinky humans reveal a coded conversation -

"General Ursus! Cornelius here! Zira and I have been in communication with Dr. Zaius. The time prophecied by the Lawgiver is nigh! You and I have been instructed to feign battle at which of course you shall reign supreme. When they come to collect my limp corpse you and I shall burst upon them. You kill the one called ApeNotKillApe(How Aprapos!). I shall pounce upon the one who calls himself Excited Penguin and eat his face! 
We will then join forces with Milo and his apes. 10-4?

(Encryption disabled!)

<secret-chimp-hand-gesture>
Good plan, just remember,
If the carnage is lacking for my tastes or if you two try escaping from my servitude afterwards, you will make me slightly angry...
now continue
</secret-chimp-hand-gesture>

(Decoding "secret chimp-hand-gesture") 

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"

Eh? Run that by me one more time?

"My nipples explode with delIght!"

OK General Ursus! The one called Aoi Magi... We both eat his face!

[Aoi Magi]

<secret-chimp-hand-gesture>
Good plan, just remember,
If the carnage is lacking for my tastes or if you two try escaping from my servitude afterwards, you will make me slightly angry...
now continue
</secret-chimp-hand-gesture>

(Decoding "secret chimp-hand-gesture") 

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"

Eh? Run that by me one more time?

"My nipples explode with delIght!"

OK General Ursus! The one called Aoi Magi... We both eat his face!

sigh... silly minions, can't even decode properly...
oh well, I'll just have to apply my PG 20+ punishment on you two

[Little lunch]

You cannot formulate a plan that involves sacrificing any of the clones because then you will all have the same plan.
So I would take as many clones as it takes to fill half the room.
As soon as we're all in we piggy back each other to look taller and intimidate the gorilla into a corner.
Then we wait for it to sleep.
Some of us take off some of our clothes and make ropes.
Then half of us move to the opposite side of the gorilla, quietly.
The other half wakes up the gorilla and keeps it's attention on them.
The half in the opposite corner moves in behind it, slings the rope around it's neck and chokes it to death.

[*Deidre*]

Maybe the gorilla would be open to a reasonable conversation, we could talk things out...and no combat would be needed.