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Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
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Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
Quote:I also cannot imagine trying to suggest that there was once a literal star that was hung in the sky to announce the birth of a man named Jesus. Nor can I imagine that that star could be dragged across the sky, the roof of the earth or the floor of heaven, perhaps by one of the angels that apace so slowly that wise men could actually follow it. I cannot believe that there was a time when this Jesus of Nazareth, having completed his work, decided to return to where God is, and so he simply rose off this earth to go beyond the sky. I know that if Jesus rose off this earth and went far enough, he didn't get to heaven he got into orbit. I live in a very different kind of universe from the universe in which the bible was written, and I cannot pretend that that is not so.


http://www.abc.net.au/compass/intervs/spong2001.htm

He's a great theologian but not a physicist (neither am I).  Perhaps this is one reason why scholars who are experts in one area ought to be more cautious when writing about other areas.  Simply ascending 100 kilometers (say, on a giant elevator) is not sufficient to put one into orbit; in fact, you'd fall out of the sky if you jumped off!
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
Please. The creator of the universe would of course be able to move stars around. Is the guy an atheist in denial?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
(September 25, 2016 at 3:18 pm)Alex K Wrote: Please. The creator of the universe would of course be able to move stars around. Is the guy an atheist in denial?

"'Last Thursdayism' by any other name."
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
"Spong"?

Seriously??

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
Expecting accurate physics from Spong makes about as much sense as expecting a discourse on Artisotelean metaphysics from a cherrystone clam.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
'Clam' being a stealthy sexual innuendo into a thread topic on someone named Spong, of course.


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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
Somewhere in there, there's a sensible human being clawing desperately to get out.
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
(September 25, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Somewhere in there, there's a sensible human being clawing desperately to get out.

Yup, Atheist in denial, I called it...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
(September 25, 2016 at 4:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 'Clam' being a stealthy sexual innuendo into a thread topic on someone named Spong, of course.


Tongue

Huh. And all this time I thought an 'innuendo' was an Italian suppository...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Some bad physics from Bishop John Shelby Spong.
I didn't comment on cherry stone either . . . .


I eschew low hanging fruit . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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