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My Hatred Of Rednecks...
#51
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
(September 26, 2016 at 6:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I would love to visit Texas some day.
I hope you are coming from a flat environment....because I've spent the majority of my life in a mountainous environment and revisiting parts of Texas was like drowning in a sea of land with no up and no down....NO THANKS! Hehe
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#52
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
Like Thump I am not born and raised redneck. I was a military brat. I lived in Europe and the States and moved 5 times by the time I was 9 and 10 times by 25 years old. I've lived in a trailer, military housing, the suburbs, apartments, and 3 miles outside town in a little house. It's my personality that is redneck not where I live.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#53
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
When no one is around, I like to be a whole red person.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#54
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
(September 26, 2016 at 6:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I would love to visit Texas some day.

You're welcome here at Casa del Tompalompico if you ever find yourself this way.

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#55
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
(September 26, 2016 at 6:38 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: When no one is around, I like to be a whole red person.

I don't want no sunburn there, brotha.

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#56
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
(September 26, 2016 at 6:39 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 26, 2016 at 6:38 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: When no one is around, I like to be a whole red person.

I don't want no sunburn there, brotha.

I recommend limited radiation exposure.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#57
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
There's a joke about rubbing on some "sunblock" in there somewhere ...

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#58
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(September 26, 2016 at 4:57 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: There is no reason to be so politically correct.  Hate is a perfectly respectable word to appreciate instead of bending over for dislike to fuck you in the ass.

You do what works for you, I'll do what works for me.
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#59
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
Best Redneck song : Up against the Wall Redneck Mother by Jerry Jeff

I am too much of an old hippy to be considered a redneck by rednecks but I have eaten road kill. I don't live in a town. I know how to make a Tennessee PB and J. I can catch some serious catfish. I like Merle Haggard.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#60
RE: My Hatred Of Rednecks...
Yeah, but did you shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

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