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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 10:56 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 9:52 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (October 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Do sperms have souls? Vas deferens does it make?
Viva la deferens!
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 3, 2016 at 12:55 am
(October 2, 2016 at 10:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (October 2, 2016 at 9:52 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Viva la deferens!
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Fun Sperm Fact #6,184,736: 90% are deformed.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/male-f...lth-329990
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 3:27 am
The majority of Christians I have met say you go to hell for not believing in God. Sperm are not aware enough to believe or know anything. What they do is probably all instinct. It wouldn't be fair to give them a soul before they have a chance to believe. Now, obviously, there is no way for every sperm cell to get a chance to form a brain, and become a person, and gain awareness. So it wouldn't be fair to give them a soul before they actually turned into something...
But hey, who ever said God was fair? So maybe. Ha ha.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 1:52 pm
(This post was last modified: October 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm by vorlon13.)
'd like to do a theological experiment.
Take a submarine, (or some other entirely sealed vessel) and insure all the air inside is constituted artificially, like all the oxygen is from electrolyzed sea water, and the nitrogen is from an industrial process like fertilizer synthesis.
Then allow a couple on board to gestate a child. The neat thing about this environment, it is soul free. So, upon successful birth of the child, we will have an unensouled human being!
Then we watch the kid grow up without a soul and see how drastically different such a human life form would be.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 4:14 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 7:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote: They are alive, can move and seem to want to swim against the force of gravity. Do they have immortal souls? Is there a Heaven for good sperm, a hell for bad ones?
Nope, and neither do full grown adult humans.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
Man, I hope not given the numbers of civilizations I've expelled....
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
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(October 1, 2016 at 11:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If they did, Jesus Fucking Christ, I've swallowed a shit load of 'em.
You might want to consider seeing a priest for A exorcism, souls taking over your body can be a bit messy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSxuXQCEC7M
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
(October 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm)Sterben Wrote: (October 1, 2016 at 11:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If they did, Jesus Fucking Christ, I've swallowed a shit load of 'em.
You might want to consider seeing a priest for A exorcism, souls taking over your body can be a bit messy.
I think they were all destroyed in the lake of stomach fire.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 9:53 pm
(October 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (October 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm)Sterben Wrote: You might want to consider seeing a priest for A exorcism, souls taking over your body can be a bit messy.
I think they were all destroyed in the lake of stomach fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1BuLYt2RU
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 5, 2016 at 9:55 pm
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