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Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
#81
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Where is Ivy? Do you know that member?

Ivy? Yeah. She's our swag lord. We all have a picture of her in our living rooms, bathrooms, and cars. We usually have her mural in the front of our house and we tattoo her onto our backs. Let's not confuse her with Virgin Mary. They hate each other. Ivy says Mary is a prude.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#82
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 8, 2016 at 1:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Do you like tenpin bowling? Big Grin

Huh qué
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#83
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 8, 2016 at 1:12 pm)KUSA Wrote: How long have you been in a cartel?

I don't want to have to kill you.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#84
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 8, 2016 at 3:56 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: Why do latins look so much like sikhs?

Proof:


We look like what we eat.
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#85
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
Do you play jai alai?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#86
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
(October 8, 2016 at 7:20 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(October 7, 2016 at 7:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What are your favorite Mexican cuss words? Keep in mind that you may need to provide translation for us crackers.

What is your favorite letter(s) to put in front of "ick"?

Pendejo (idiot, but more vulgar)
I don't like any other Mexican cuss words. They're too strong.

P-ick... because orange picker.

Pick? Yeah, not. Maher weeps!!!!!

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