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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 26, 2010 at 7:30 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm by fr0d0.)
Granted - they now don't match your beliefs Big Grin

I wish I could live forever
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#22
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Granted. The end of time is tomorrow btw.

I wish I was at Dragon*Con right NOW!
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#23
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 26, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Granted, but on arrival you stumble across Eilonnwy and myself making passionate love that lasts your whole trip.

I wish it could be Christmas every day :/
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 26, 2010 at 10:19 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2010 at 10:23 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(August 26, 2010 at 3:20 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Granted. But now you're a crack addict.

I wish my life was more interesting.


Granted.


But you have been gaoled for 6 months for unpaid parking fines and are now the wife of a 300lb biker called Doris.

I wish I had 40 billion dollars (I've always wanted my own 727 and a private army to kill anyone I don't like the look of or who smells.)
(August 26, 2010 at 5:59 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Holy fuck no, there's just something wrong with me.

I wish I wasn't a cunt.



That makes two of us.Angel Cloud


Granted. You are now a penis 6 feet long.

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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 1:48 am (This post was last modified: August 27, 2010 at 1:53 am by tackattack.)
Quote:I wish I had 40 billion dollars (I've always wanted my own 727 and a private army to kill anyone I don't like the look of or who smells.)

Granted but it's in one's .. oh and it's monopoly money.

Quote:I wish it could be Christmas every day :/

Granted, but it losses all it's meaning and becomes part of secular society and the only thing you seem to ever get is coal

Quote:I wish all humans in the world get along.
Granted They get along great because they all hate you, hate... the unifying force in society

I wish I could read people's minds

"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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#26
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 4:05 am
Granted but now everyone gives you funny looks because you can't help but laugh at their thoughts. One day you get shit the beat out of you by a rather large gang of very sensitive girls.

I wish I wouldn't wake up always feeling the opposite to how I felt the night before.
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#27
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 5:20 am
Granted. Now you'll always feel terrible when you wake up.

I wish the power in my room would go back on.
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#28
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 5:31 am
Granted. But all the power overloads and blows up in your face, your face is on fire, and now you look like Michael Jackson.

I wish I didn't confuse myself so often.
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#29
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 7:22 am
Granted: you've gotten a lobotomy and are content looking at trees blowing in the wind with a blank look on your face.

I wish I knew how to write properly.

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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 8:28 am
Wish granted, but you only know how to write Chinese properly and have forgotten how to write everything else.

I wish I were a billionaire.
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