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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 9:15 am
Congratulations! You now have 1 billion Zimbabwe dollars (worth 8 US cents).

I wish this day would end already...
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#32
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 9:20 am
?? http://www.flightpedia.org/exchange-rate...d-gbp.html

Granted: eternal darkness befalls you.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much coffee.

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#33
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 11:35 am
Granted. Now coffee does not exist in our universe.

I wish that would have been a fart like I thought it was.
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#34
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
granted, but now you just pissed yourself.

I wish AT&T wasn't retarded and would let my phone number be switched already.
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#35
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 4:24 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2010 at 4:24 pm by The Omnissiunt One.)
Granted, but now nobody knows your number, so you're totally isolated in the world.

I wish for world peace (suitably hippyish, I think. Now anyone who corrupts my wish is officially a bastard).
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#36
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Granted. But now humanity has thrown all its weapons away and so doesn't even have any means of defence against the gigantic meteor now heading Earth's way.

I wish I would stop being so attached to things.
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#37
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Granted, but now you can't get rid of anything, because they have become attached to you.

I wish someone would buy me a new 1080i TV.
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#38
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Granted, but it's only 2"

I wish this atheism fad would be over already.
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#39
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Granted. Now no one believes in gods, so no one bothers to use the word atheist.

I wish my dog could talk.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm
(August 27, 2010 at 9:20 am)leo-rcc Wrote: ?? http://www.flightpedia.org/exchange-rate...d-gbp.html
The Zimbabwe Dollar isn't actually worth anything anymore, since it has been abandoned. Otherwise, I have an 100 trillion note that would make me very rich indeed...
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