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Corrupt a Wish Game!
#31
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Congratulations! You now have 1 billion Zimbabwe dollars (worth 8 US cents).

I wish this day would end already...
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#32
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?? http://www.flightpedia.org/exchange-rate...d-gbp.html

Granted: eternal darkness befalls you.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much coffee.

Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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#33
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Granted. Now coffee does not exist in our universe.

I wish that would have been a fart like I thought it was.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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#34
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granted, but now you just pissed yourself.

I wish AT&T wasn't retarded and would let my phone number be switched already.
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#35
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Granted, but now nobody knows your number, so you're totally isolated in the world.

I wish for world peace (suitably hippyish, I think. Now anyone who corrupts my wish is officially a bastard).
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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#36
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Granted. But now humanity has thrown all its weapons away and so doesn't even have any means of defence against the gigantic meteor now heading Earth's way.

I wish I would stop being so attached to things.
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#37
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Granted, but now you can't get rid of anything, because they have become attached to you.

I wish someone would buy me a new 1080i TV.
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#38
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Granted, but it's only 2"

I wish this atheism fad would be over already.
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#39
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Granted. Now no one believes in gods, so no one bothers to use the word atheist.

I wish my dog could talk.
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#40
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(August 27, 2010 at 9:20 am)leo-rcc Wrote: ?? http://www.flightpedia.org/exchange-rate...d-gbp.html
The Zimbabwe Dollar isn't actually worth anything anymore, since it has been abandoned. Otherwise, I have an 100 trillion note that would make me very rich indeed...
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