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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#41
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 3:34 am
(August 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Granted. Now no one believes in gods, so no one bothers to use the word atheist.

I wish my dog could talk.

Granted, but it always complains.

I wish I had a lobster meal.
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#42
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 10:04 am
Granted. A lobster's typical meal is a dead rotting fish.

I wish I didn't have so many chores to do today.
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#43
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Granted. Instead of having to do chores, you are on your deathbed in the hospital.

I wish I didn't have this general feeling of uneasiness and depression.
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#44
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Granted, but you have to take multiple medications to get rid of the feeling and they turn you into a walking zombie.

I wish I had peace and quiet.
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#45
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish Land of the Giants would air again Sad
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#46
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 28, 2010 at 11:31 pm
GRANTED,but its all in Spanish with Chinese subtitles..

I wish for a functional Lightsabre . Smile
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 29, 2010 at 8:22 am
Granted, but you get sued for everything you own (or ever will own) by LucasArts.

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 29, 2010 at 4:24 pm by The Omnissiunt One.)
Granted, but he's lost all his talent and is reduced to playing the recorder... badly.

I wish I didn't have to entertain a five-year-old this weekend.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 29, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Granted! you now will have to entertain 5 one year olds!

I wish I had super powers.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Granted. Your GOD..but now you dont exsist

I wish pop back intime and replay from age 5.
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