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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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 RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 21, 2010 at 4:23 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm by Nitsuj.)
Granted, but you copy THEIR wishes and everyone hates you.
I wish I had enough energy to go get a soda.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
Granted but you now have so much energy that your penis emits microwaves and any girl you have sex with will now get cooked from the inside out.
I wish I wish I was a fish 
Granted, but you are now a whale swimming in Japanese waters.
I wish the pope was arrested and sentenced to hanging.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
 
Granted, but he has been ressurected after three days..
I wish I had a pair of socks. Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. 
Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM  Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids!
Granted. Now you have two blackened eyes from getting 'socked' in one eye, and then the other.
(pair of socks) I wish it would stop raining.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
--------------- ...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck --------------- NO MA'AM ![[Image: attemptingtogiveadamnc.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img824.imageshack.us%2Fimg824%2F7042%2Fattemptingtogiveadamnc.gif)
(I was thinking about this one http://www.amazon.com/Pair-Socks-MathSta...0064467031)
Granted But only in china.(you didn't say where...) I wish I dragons were real! Quote:Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Granted I-dragons are real but they are too expensive because they are made by Apple
I wish all your base are belong to us. 
Granted, all the bases in fenway belong to you... however now everyone speaks only in Engrish
I wish I had a secretary that worked hard for me and enjoyed it
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
Granted, but her jealous husband is plotting to kill you.
I wish I could get out of computer class.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
granted, you get out of class because the jealous husband after me is tricked into thinking you're me
I wish everyone would have a great day.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari |
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