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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#131
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Granted but tomorrow they all gonna die painfully. And you will be responsible.

I wish I was living with smurfs.
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#132
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 22, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Granted, but Gargamel keeps visiting the smurf village every day trying to cook you alive.

I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#133
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 22, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Granted but you are now Gargamel's cat Azrael.. Oh no wait...

I wish I could fall asleep easily.
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#134
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Granted, but you can't wake up.

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#135
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Granted, but you have to live this day over and over again.

I wish I was rich.
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#136
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm by Nitsuj.)
Granted, you're rich for one minute and then you blow it all on some scam.


I wish I went to a public school.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2010 at 5:57 pm by chasm.)
Granted, but there is a school shooting and you have to go back to private school.

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#138
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Granted but in the next 6 months you gain 75 pounds.

I wish I was a proffesional baseball player.
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#139
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Granted but you are terrible.

I wish I could sing.
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#140
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Granted, but you sing so loud you deafen everyone, including yourself, and nobody can hear you sing anymore.


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