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RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
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RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
In the interests of fairness I thought this might be a good idea to see if anyone, anywhere, can come up with a "positive" case for voting electing the Orange Turd to the presidency.

I'm out.  The man is a total piece of dog shit as far as I'm concerned.  But let's hear what his fans can come up with.
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
*waits for Napoleon to show up*
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#3
RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
The sooner the war starts the sooner we can start to rebuild civilisation!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
(November 4, 2016 at 1:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: In the interests of fairness I thought this might be a good idea to see if anyone, anywhere, can come up with an "positive" case for voting electing the Orange Turd to the presidency.

I'm out.  The man is a total piece of dog shit as far as I'm concerned.  But let's hear what his fans can come up with.

After no more than a year of Trump being in office, I predict that we will never again have to look at a bad toupee or a spray tan due to the shame that will attach to anyone seen sporting one.
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
Hmm I think he's the biggest douche in the universe but I'll play devil's advocate:

If fucking the world over is what you want, then he's your best bet.

There that's the best I've got.
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
(November 4, 2016 at 2:03 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 1:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: In the interests of fairness I thought this might be a good idea to see if anyone, anywhere, can come up with an "positive" case for voting electing the Orange Turd to the presidency.

I'm out.  The man is a total piece of dog shit as far as I'm concerned.  But let's hear what his fans can come up with.

After no more than a year of Trump being in office, I predict that we will never again have to look at a bad toupee or a spray tan due to the shame that will attach to anyone seen sporting one.

This is actually surprisingly solid.

After all... a bad toupee and bright orange spray tan both cause ALMOST as much shame as Trump himself does.
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
(November 4, 2016 at 2:08 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Hmm I think he's the biggest douche in the universe but I'll play devil's advocate:

If fucking the world over is what you want, then he's your best bet.

There that's the best I've got.

That's not much...........
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#8
RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
Well, we could have President Trump memes.

#MakeMemesGreatAgain
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
Samantha Bee would have material that pretty much writes itself for four years.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: RE: The positive case for voting Donald Trump for president.
Reality stranger than fiction.
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