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(November 14, 2016 at 4:10 pm)Kingpin Wrote:(November 12, 2016 at 5:53 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Time for a light hearted thread. (I hope) Lol who's yo daddy
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
I agree with CL in that most of you are all way too vanilla
And I agree with Poca in that "I prefer strawberry cheesecake", anyways (November 14, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(November 14, 2016 at 1:55 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I've seen snippets of porn but I don't watch porn. If that makes sense. And I certainly have never seen ddlg porn. Porn isn't my thing. I think it's cheesy and dumb and gross lol. That and I have a moral objection to it. I feel like I've been watching different porn than you, I mean I have seen some cheesy story driven stuff but I generally watch "let's get right to it" kinda porn. For example; Gianna Michaels enters stage left, twirls about a bit and then gets straight to the most ball slappiest, barebackedness, good sweaty stuff ya ever did see. (November 14, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(November 14, 2016 at 1:55 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I've seen snippets of porn but I don't watch porn. If that makes sense. And I certainly have never seen ddlg porn. Porn isn't my thing. I think it's cheesy and dumb and gross lol. That and I have a moral objection to it. Haha. Well, as you can probably imagine, I don't want to watch lady parts either.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (November 14, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(November 14, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I agree. Production values are really lagging. Some of the best is produced and directed by women .. featuring women .. especially lady parts. Easy for you. All you need is a mirror. Porn is there for the rest of us. (November 14, 2016 at 10:55 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(November 14, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha. Well, as you can probably imagine, I don't want to watch lady parts either. Lol, easy for you too though! Don't you have a wife?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
Yep. All that is mine. Hahahaha!
Tbh homemade porn is the best. Orgasms are not faked as often
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.
It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love. Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll |
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