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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 17, 2016 at 10:54 pm
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How about:
A Pantheist in the Family Tree
Two Sweater Puppies
Three Kitten Memes
Four Manly Beards
Five Godless Whores
Six Asses Swaying
Seven Couples Spooning
Eight Babes a Grilling
Nine Cougars Luring
Ten Geezers Creeping
Eleven Strippers Stripping
Twelve Trolls a Trolling
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 17, 2016 at 11:04 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 17, 2016 at 11:09 pm
I'm kinda more old school instrumental. Humming, maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qvVWKrqNLI
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 17, 2016 at 11:43 pm
Winter wonderland and up on the house top are my two totes faves but I recognize they're less ubiquitous than Rudolph or 12 days, each of which is also acceptable
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 18, 2016 at 9:59 am
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 18, 2016 at 10:02 am
(November 18, 2016 at 9:44 am)Vic Wrote: (November 17, 2016 at 7:13 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I'm actually a very good death metal vox if that would interest -- I've already lost you haven't I?
You & me, my grandparents' place on Christmas eve, 8 o'clock. I'll bring the dead goat.
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RE: AF Christmas Carol 2016
November 18, 2016 at 10:25 am
Min, I think most of us find Christmas Carols annoying. Maybe we can get you to bang on a pot or something?
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