AF Christmas Carol 2016-Lyric Suggestions

[Aroura]

Ok, so what do people like for the first phrase?  A few have been suggested, but I don't see any really catching on.

Here are the rest of the ones that seem popular.  We'll need to narrow it down just a bit more, and come up with a 1st day phrase.  
Two Threats of leaving
Three Kitten memes (or 3 Walls of Text)
Four More Stupid Polls
Five Brand New Reps
Six Theists Praying
Seven Spammers Spamming
Eight Mods a-Modding
Nine Flamers Flaming
Ten Puppets Socking (or ten double postings)
Eleven Lurkers Lurking
Twelve Trolls a-Trolling

I like most of them. The kitten memes and walls of text aren't my favorites for three.  I don't love five brand new reps or ten puppets socking. I'm down for all the rest.

I think what we'll do is just keep going until we can largely agree on what the lyrics are. Thanks a ton for taking on rounding up all of the ideas. I appreciate it a bunch. Pretty please keep doing it.

Since I'm not liking a few, it's only fair I come up with some more suggestions.

Three necro threads
Five mortal sins
Ten asses blowing (in reference to Min's ass blowing comments)

I like the necro threads AND the mortal sins quite a lot!

[Shell B]

. . . and an argument about free speech

. . . and a server error for Tibby

[ukatheist]

On the first day of christmas, Tiberius [Ti-beer-yus] gave to me, a forum for atheists [ayth-yists] like me.....

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[Minimalist]

"Five Per-vert Priests!"

[Shell B]

"Five Per-vert Priests!"

I hope we don't have any of those around here.

[Minimalist]

[Whateverist]

. . . and an argument about free speech

. . . and a server error for Tibby

Or even

... and an argument about free will.

or maybe that should be

... still one more thread on free will.

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"Five Per-vert Priests!"

I hope we don't have any of those around here.

QFT:  Min not only used an emoticon but a damned clever, not off the rack one.

[Mystical]

Yeah I know right?! I even caught Min being NICE (well his version of nice anyways) to a Catholic! What's up with this what's going on here?! What did you guys do to him since I've been gone?!

[Minimalist]

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE WAS THAT?

[Mystical]

Well, you.. actually threw them a bone with that video?

Heh don't go getting all feisty about it, I know you're a good man at heart! <3

That or the Spirit of Solstice has "come upon you" with "niceness".

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I though of some more:

X mental breakdowns
X annoying strawmans
X stupid watchmakers
X belief in nothings