Important theological question for creationists

[Alex K]

Before the Fall, did christmas lights stay untangled while in storage and never suddenly failed once put up for reasons unknown to science?

[Minimalist]

That's a good question.

Just yesterday I spotted a headline on my news feed which I quickly read as "30 Creation Scientists Find New Species in Cave."  I thought to myself "that's going to fuck them up but good."

Then I blinked my eyes a few times and they cleared and I saw that what it actually said was "30 Croation Scientists........"  and I thought to myself,  "Oh, that's very different.  Nevermind."

[brewer]

You can't be series-us. 

Dad was a light bulb licker.