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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:37 am
(December 1, 2016 at 11:34 am)Brian37 Wrote: Babies, you fuckers are sick, barbecue kittens are the only thing any sane atheist eats.

Well you know how it is with barbecued kittens – an hour later you could do with another one.

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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:37 am
ba-pu-ki

(baby, puppy kitten analog to turducken)
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:39 am
(December 1, 2016 at 9:30 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well at least we don't make money on sick babies

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There is a misprint. That should read 'wholly water'.

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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:40 am
"Because we do" is the correct answer
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 12:02 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 10:56 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 9:21 am)RozKek Wrote: Maybe because we do?

I've got a nice Catholic infant (baptized of course) in the slow cooker right now.

I hope you basted her good first.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 12:10 pm
Brined actually
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 12:40 pm
I've never eaten babies, just adult women.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 12:53 pm
I also, as the fundamentalists like to say, 'eat life'.

And for those unfamiliar with fundie code talk, it means I pleasure men's penises with my mouth and swallow upon completion.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm
It's really not a problem if they die natural deaths; although fresh road-kill is hard to find lately.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 11:24 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 11:08 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: You mean... we don't?  *hides partially eaten baby leg*

you better brought enough for all of us

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