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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
#51
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
Can someone photoshop a combo of ABBA/BBQ kittens meme?
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#52
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
The babies are caught with nets set in play areas in parks. They are then kept in covered cages or boxes. This "artificial night" causes the babies to gorge themselves on food until they double their bulk. "Roman Emperors stabbed out the babies eyes in order to make the babies think it was night, making them eat even more". The babies are then thrown into a vat of Armagnac which both drowns and marinates the babies.
The baby is roasted till tender, then skinned. The consumer then consumes the baby starting with the feet first and progressing towards the head. The baby is then entirely eaten, or as much as can be consumed, but always leaving the head and the consumer spits out the larger bones. The traditional way French gourmands eat babies is to cover their heads and face with a large napkin or towel while consuming the baby. The purpose of the towel is debated. Some claim it is to retain the maximum aroma with the flavour as they consume the entire baby, others have stated "Tradition dictates that this is to shield – from God’s eyes – the shame of such a decadent and disgraceful act", and others have suggested the towel hides the consumers spitting out bones.
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#53
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
It is unclear to me when this topic jumped the shark precisely, but I can guaranty, it is definitely on the other side of the tank NOW.
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#54
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
(December 2, 2016 at 8:02 am)Atheist_BG Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 11:34 am)Brian37 Wrote: Babies, you fuckers are sick, barbecue kittens are the only thing any sane atheist eats.
You sick Vietnamese! Kittens are meant to be pets, not to be eaten. Babies are to be eaten, not kittens!

5 pages? WTF? I didn't expect this topic go past even 1 page, let alone 5! And I was hoping I could trigger some sort of a serious discussion about why they think we eat babies but apparently you're all having a little too much of a laundry powder and getting serious is currently not possible. Guess I'll just have to press any key and continue...  Tongue

Fine. You want a serious discussion? Here it is:

They don't really think atheists eat babies (even though we do). It's the Jews they don't trust.

Now back to Vorlon's recipe ideas . . .
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
(December 1, 2016 at 6:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1f6ma5.jpg]

Are you kidding?  The dark meat is always juicier.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
Indeed
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#58
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
I could never eat a baby. Angry





I mean, who could stop at just one? Huh
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
(December 2, 2016 at 9:19 am)LastPoet Wrote: You just have to find the "any" key.

Easy.

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#60
RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
Funny thing is a lot of the time when cannibalism wasn't about desperation it was about religion or at the very least spiritualism
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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