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"Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"

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"Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 10:16 am
Whenever people see Jesus in their toast or candy bar or whatever, I always see Rasputin.
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 1:24 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 8:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Jesus made me post that.

Is Jesus the name of the doctor who perscribed you the morphine or the nurse who pumped you full of it?
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#13
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 2:05 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 10:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Whenever people see Jesus in their toast or candy bar or whatever, I always see Rasputin.

I see Charles Manson.



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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 2:15 pm
I have seen 5 car pile-ups where the hindmost car was half way under the other car. It's where a person makes a panic stop, and the rush hour traffic is going fast and following too close. Ass ends in the air, noses down. Think 405 freeway by LAX, right before the traffic gets really heavy in the afternoon. I drove through that crap for 28+ years, and have been rear-ended 3 times.
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 1:24 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(December 19, 2016 at 8:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Jesus made me post that.

Is Jesus the name of the doctor who perscribed you the morphine or the nurse who pumped you full of it?

As noted elsewhere the fentanyl and hydrocodone had mostly worn off.
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm
Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone? Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 19, 2016 at 4:18 pm
God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately, I was the designated driver.

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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 20, 2016 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2016 at 7:19 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(December 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone?  Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?

Peritonitis is a somewhat annoying condition. The hydrocodone was the go-to, the fentanyl was the "just keep him quiet".
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 20, 2016 at 12:36 pm
(December 20, 2016 at 7:18 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone?  Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?

Peritonitis is a somewhat annoying condition. The hydrocodone was the go-to, the fentanyl was the "just keep him quiet".

Huh  Did they take your gall bladder out with a brace and bit, or something?

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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
December 20, 2016 at 12:44 pm
I'm confused. Was Jesus trying to kill her?
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