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Santa is an anagram for Satan
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RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
(December 19, 2016 at 10:47 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's cool, I've done the same before, but with a dog.

i pray to dog youre joking
"Satan, who is the god of this world" 2 Corinthians 4:4 hath blinded the minds of them which believe not
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#12
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#13
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
Stop farting steel
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#14
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
Dang, farting steel sounds even more painful than shitting bricks.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#15
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
(December 19, 2016 at 11:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Stop farting steel

Methinks someone really does have a fetish...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(December 19, 2016 at 9:10 pm)goombah111 Wrote: coincidence? i think not

If you put Jesus backwards you get sausage
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#17
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
Sausage dog.
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#18
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
(December 19, 2016 at 9:10 pm)goombah111 Wrote: coincidence? i think not

An anagram for this post: choice incontinent kid.

See how this works? Keep 'em coming!

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#19
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
Sausage Christ, man!

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#20
RE: Santa is an anagram for Satan
I agree it's not a coincidence at all.

This all proves that the devil is a gloriously kind gift-giving bearded pervert.
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