So is Santa Maria. Which is Satan Maria.
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Santa is an anagram for Satan
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Or I ram a satan.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (December 19, 2016 at 11:20 pm)Tonus Wrote: Dang, farting steel sounds even more painful than shitting bricks. Hope he's had his tetanus booster shot.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Also, I just wanted to point out that "goombah" is an anagram for moob-hag. You're one kinky mofo, Goomie.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson 
Lol, this reminds me of the time my dad saw an ad for satin sheets. "Satan sheets!!!!!????"
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size. 
At least we know what he'll be doing when hell freezes over...
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"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould (December 20, 2016 at 5:49 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: So is Santa Maria. Which is Satan Maria. Mania as art A samaritan Am as a train Aim as a rant
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 20, 2016 at 2:56 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Also, I just wanted to point out that "goombah" is an anagram for moob-hag. You're one kinky mofo, Goomie. Homo bag Hog a mob Boom - agh!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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