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Bit of fun: Maverick vs. Boss

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Bit of fun: Maverick vs. Boss
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Bit of fun: Maverick vs. Boss
December 20, 2016 at 10:10 am
Hey so, this is a thread where you post dialogue between the hard-nosed, take-no-crap, corner cutting maverick and his long suffering, stressed out boss. They can be lines taken from real things, or your own original ones. I'll start off with a couple:

(From the Simpsons)

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Boss: I don't want to hear it McBain! You're out of here!

Mcbain: [Kicks boss out of window] That makes two of us.


Chief: You're off the case!

Maverick: No, you're off the case chief!

Chief: What does that even mean?

Homer: [Yelling at TV] It means you're a stupid chief!
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RE: Bit of fun: Maverick vs. Boss
December 20, 2016 at 10:15 am
Another good one is...

Chief) You made a pretty bad mess of that house Mcgonagle!

Mcgonagle) You had a pretty good view from behind your desk chief.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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