How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?

[Minimalist]

[Crossless2.0]

I aim to help any way I can. Here are a few ideas. The Trump people are free to use them, with my compliments:

Pat Boone is probably available. Nothing jacks up a crowd like his cover of "Tutti Frutti", though that might be a bit racy for some tastes on the right.

I'd bet that Ted Nugent would jump at the chance to remind us all of how much he actually sucks. As a bonus, we could have Nugent torn to pieces by hungry wild animals after his big guitar solo.

I would love to hear Shatner "sing" the Bill of Rights. It might be the only time Trump ever hears it.

What else? Maybe Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus could reprise their infamous twerking collaboration but reconceived as an interpretive dance entitled "Don and Ivanka: Lust's Labors Lost".

Since Trump loves the camera, perhaps they could close the inaugural with an unprecedented performance by the new President. I'm thinking ventriloquist's puppet show in which Trump appears on stage with his hand shoved up Ted Cruz's ass and makes him say things like, "I'm a pathetic, shameless little bitch" to Cruz's wife. That would be fun.

[downbeatplumb]

Apparently he has the Rockettes and the Mormon tabernacle choir.

My brother in law had a better line up for his 50th.

[chimp3]

Charlie Daniels would do it.

[Minimalist]

Jack Daniels would do it even better.

[vorlon13]

Elton John turned them down ?!?!?!?!?!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Elton did Rush Limbaugh's forth wedding for Christ's sake!!

[Minimalist]

[abaris]

Never was a Beach Boys fan, but it seems I will be even less of a fan in the future. Probably in dire need of money.

[Lek]

These 6 celebrities are refusing to play Trump’s inauguration as team scrambles to secure talent

Suits me fine. Every time I watched a Hollywood celebrity endorse Clinton or trash Trump it just made me want to vote for Trump. Karaoke would be fun.

[Minimalist]

Fuck off.  YOU always wanted to vote for Drumpf.  We've had you pegged for a long time.