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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 22, 2016 at 6:17 pm
I aim to help any way I can. Here are a few ideas. The Trump people are free to use them, with my compliments:
Pat Boone is probably available. Nothing jacks up a crowd like his cover of "Tutti Frutti", though that might be a bit racy for some tastes on the right.
I'd bet that Ted Nugent would jump at the chance to remind us all of how much he actually sucks. As a bonus, we could have Nugent torn to pieces by hungry wild animals after his big guitar solo.
I would love to hear Shatner "sing" the Bill of Rights. It might be the only time Trump ever hears it.
What else? Maybe Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus could reprise their infamous twerking collaboration but reconceived as an interpretive dance entitled "Don and Ivanka: Lust's Labors Lost".
Since Trump loves the camera, perhaps they could close the inaugural with an unprecedented performance by the new President. I'm thinking ventriloquist's puppet show in which Trump appears on stage with his hand shoved up Ted Cruz's ass and makes him say things like, "I'm a pathetic, shameless little bitch" to Cruz's wife. That would be fun.
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 23, 2016 at 7:32 am
Apparently he has the Rockettes and the Mormon tabernacle choir.
My brother in law had a better line up for his 50th.
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 23, 2016 at 8:10 am
Charlie Daniels would do it.
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 23, 2016 at 12:38 pm
Jack Daniels would do it even better.
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 23, 2016 at 1:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 23, 2016 at 1:26 pm by vorlon13.)
Elton John turned them down ?!?!?!?!?!
Jesus Fucking Christ, Elton did Rush Limbaugh's forth wedding for Christ's sake!!
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 23, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Never was a Beach Boys fan, but it seems I will be even less of a fan in the future. Probably in dire need of money.
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RE: How About These Guys, Drumpfsky?
December 24, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Fuck off. YOU always wanted to vote for Drumpf. We've had you pegged for a long time.
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