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New Year's resolutions
#21
RE: New Year's resolutions
1) Get laid.
2) Like, a lot.
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#22
RE: New Year's resolutions
(December 24, 2016 at 3:55 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: [Image: 2c26b51f42e195a85487e1b524bccfa0.jpg]

Narf!
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#23
RE: New Year's resolutions
OP. Not to reply in any thread you're involved in.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#24
RE: New Year's resolutions
I finally made a New Year's resolution a few years back I could stick to...

To quit making New Year's resolutions.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#25
RE: New Year's resolutions
Keep monitoring weight. 
Keep anger in check.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#26
RE: New Year's resolutions
Get a 3.5 GPA

Limit caffeine intake...never mind fuck that one!

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#27
RE: New Year's resolutions
First time in my life I have no new year's resolution..
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#28
RE: New Year's resolutions
1. Survive the year
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#29
RE: New Year's resolutions
absolutely, positively, no fucking colonoscopy in 2017
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#30
RE: New Year's resolutions
Try not to let things bother me so much.
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