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New Year's resolutions
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 If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM   RE: New Year's resolutions
December 25, 2016 at 10:42 pm
(This post was last modified: December 25, 2016 at 10:43 pm by brewer.)
OP. Not to reply in any thread you're involved in.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I finally made a New Year's resolution a few years back I could stick to...
To quit making New Year's resolutions.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Keep monitoring weight.
Keep anger in check.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Get a 3.5 GPA
Limit caffeine intake...never mind fuck that one! ![[Image: 1r95y6.gif]](https://i.imgflip.com/1r95y6.gif) ![[Image: 1rb9xg.gif]](https://i.imgflip.com/1rb9xg.gif) 
First time in my life I have no new year's resolution..
Jesster
Your friendly neighborhood heathen  Religious Views: I am the creator goddess. Prove me wrong.
1. Survive the year
absolutely, positively, no fucking colonoscopy in 2017
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Try not to let things bother me so much.
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