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Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
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Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
Big Grin 

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/paying-a...nderthals/

Quote:Paying a heavy price for loving the Neanderthals

I'm telling you.  Guys have always been the same.


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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
"Increased case of mood disorder?".


(Fuck, not only did my ancestors boink the Neanderthals, but I think I may have married one too!)
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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
Quote:Neanderthal DNA is associated with an increased risk of developing skin corns and callosities, mood disorders and depression, overweight and obesity, upper respiratory and urinary tract infections, incontinence, hardening of the arteries and even smoking.

Jaysus, no wonder they died off.

Boru
'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
How about genes for homoism ?

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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
I kind of wish we lived in a time where there was more than one human species. Not because I'm into that kind of thing. Big Grin I just think it would be interesting.
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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
I've encountered a few pretty close to the furthest edge of the bell shaped curve . . . .
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
I've seen suggestions that the Denisovans got pretty kinky in those long Siberian nights in the cave.


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(10th January 2017, 10:36)Shell B Wrote: I kind of wish we lived in a time where there was more than one human species. Not because I'm into that kind of thing. Big Grin I just think it would be interesting.

There ARE two human species - Homo normalis and Homo litebeerdrinking.

Boru
'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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RE: Prehistoric Boinking - A Love Story
What about Homo Mayo Habitus?
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(10th January 2017, 10:36)Shell B Wrote: I kind of wish we lived in a time where there was more than one human species. Not because I'm into that kind of thing. Big Grin I just think it would be interesting.

You're brave! We can't even get along with our own species without killing each other daily!
Maybe we'll give them a bit of Nebraska and call it a day! Big Grin
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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