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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
The Giant Font of Truth - the ultimate weapon!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: MY FONT IS MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN YOURS, JORDAN.

YOUR MOVE, MORTAL.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 18, 2017 at 12:59 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: MY FONT IS MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN YOURS, JORDAN.

YOUR MOVE, MORTAL.

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED? BECAUSE I'M NOT.



Times like this I wish the forum offered Copperplate Gothic Bold. Now that was the Font of Doom!

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Ohh, font off Thump Tongue
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Dudes, it is not about the size. And I assure you I have the biggest dick around. But really is how you work it.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 18, 2017 at 3:29 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Non omniscience = probabilistic expression, as far as science goes.

In other words, there doesn't appear to be any scope, beyond omniscience, or probabilistic expression, so if you aren't omniscient, you do things probabilistically...

The first statement just isn't true.
Science has nothing to say about omniscience or the lack thereof.  Omniscience isn't a scientific idea, or an observable phenomena.
Science does have something to say about observations.

Nothing about your second sentence makes any sense.  It's neither a proof nor an appeal to evidence of any kind.  

I'm still stuck though.  Did you wrap up your first philosophy 101 class last semester, or are you just trolling?
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Dudes, it is not about the size. And I assure you I have the biggest dick around. But really is how you work it.

Hah, lies. Mine's so big it has its own moons.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Mine's so big, it's part of somebody else's body.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Mine's so big it runs its own drug empire and wears a bitchin' hat.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 6:31 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: At most you've shown them to be agnostic theists. Try harder next time


I had not been aware of 'agnostic theism'.
It appears I have erred, in the expression of the original post.

Do you live in bullet time?
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