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Member Awards 2016 - Results
#81
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
(20th January 2017, 10:00)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: While I am most appreciative of placing in one category I remain disappointed over the lack of a Most Complete Ass category.

Be happy with what you got. You'd find a 'Most Complete Ass' award much harder to win or even place in, since you would be competing with several of us atheists (in addition to the theists) for the prize.
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#82
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
Hey, my ass is pretty complete I must admit.
We do not change our minds. Our minds change us.
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#83
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
Mine has a hole in it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#84
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
So does mine and it is conveniently sized to receive my own head.
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#85
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
My ass is more complete than I'd like for it to be. In fact, I'll take a less complete ass instead.
Religion is bullshit. 

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#86
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
Truer words were never spoken, chad.
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#87
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
(20th January 2017, 17:23)Stimbo Wrote: Mine has a hole in it.

Worship

Praise the holy ass!



























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We do not change our minds. Our minds change us.
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#88
RE: Member Awards 2016 - Results
(20th January 2017, 17:23)Stimbo Wrote: Mine has a hole in it.

I got that topped ... mine's got a crack as well.
Those who see only what they wish to see are doomed to rot in the stink of their own perceptions. -- Frank Herbert
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