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Self-Identities as a Mermaid

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Self-Identities as a Mermaid
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Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 16, 2017 at 7:04 pm
Love to hear the Kinks do a song about this one. Reminds me of a Southpark Episode.

Self-identify as Mermaids
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 16, 2017 at 7:26 pm
"Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 16, 2017 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: January 16, 2017 at 7:28 pm by paulpablo.)
Quote:When Caitlin Nielsen told her kindergarten teacher she wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up, the kids laughed at her.


Now she's under the sea, laughing at them.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 16, 2017 at 7:40 pm
They had me until the pic with the woman putting on her mer-tail. God's nads, what a gyp.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 16, 2017 at 11:42 pm
(January 16, 2017 at 7:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: "Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"

Because then she'd smell fishy all over!

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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 17, 2017 at 2:35 am
You know, I'd be a lot less concerned that one of my daughters wanted to be a mermaid--and then went through with it--than I would be if they said they wanted to be Amish and then went through with it.
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 17, 2017 at 5:59 am
Instead of their own bathrooms , are they going to demand their own pools to pee in.
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 17, 2017 at 7:16 pm
What the heck does this have to do with trans ?
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 11:42 am
I self-identify as a pine tree.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 2:28 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 7:16 pm)Orochi Wrote: What the heck does this have to do with trans ?

Absolutely nothing.
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