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"Declared Clinically Dead"

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"Declared Clinically Dead"
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 2, 2017 at 8:02 pm
(February 2, 2017 at 6:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 2, 2017 at 6:46 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I've  never even been declared clinically alive Sad

I'm a zombie Panic

Prick your finger (NO!  NOT that way!!)

If the blood runs freely and red, you're alive.

You're welcome.

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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 2, 2017 at 8:06 pm
(February 2, 2017 at 8:02 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 2, 2017 at 6:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Prick your finger (NO!  NOT that way!!)

If the blood runs freely and red, you're alive.

You're welcome.

My fee is $US250.

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Baldric: 'But I haven't got one there!'

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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 2, 2017 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2017 at 9:46 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Me too.

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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 2, 2017 at 9:54 pm
"No just a wild stab in the dark.... which incidentally is what you'll be getting if you don't start being a BIT more helpful."

One of my favourites, along with practically anything from Lord Flashheart.

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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 1:02 am by Huggy Bear.)
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 5:00 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 5:00 am by ignoramus.)
Huggy, did you read the bit about: this bit amuses me...
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 5:46 am
What's that have to do with anything?
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 6:31 am
(February 3, 2017 at 12:51 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(February 2, 2017 at 6:42 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I am clearly wrong about what?

First clarify what you meant by this statement.

(January 21, 2017 at 11:22 am)chimp3 Wrote: The subject is always declared clinically dead and yet is receiving resuscitation.

Are you saying that NDE cases ALWAYS occur before CPR has ceased and the person declared dead?
No Mr Huggy - I am generalizing about NDE accounts. Allow me to clarify ... Nobody is ever declared clinically dead by a doctor before rescue measures.  Only after rescue measures fail.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 7:43 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 7:49 am by Huggy Bear.)
(February 3, 2017 at 6:31 am)chimp3 Wrote: Nobody is ever declared clinically dead by a doctor before rescue measures.

I don't think anyone has claimed that was the case...

What is your stance on NDEs that occur after rescue measures have failed and the patient declared dead?
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 3, 2017 at 7:50 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 8:00 am by chimp3.)
(February 3, 2017 at 7:43 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(February 3, 2017 at 6:31 am)chimp3 Wrote: Nobody is ever declared clinically dead by a doctor before rescue measures.

I don't think anyone has claimed that was the case...

You're still not being clear.

What is your stance on NDEs that occur after rescue measures have failed and the patient declared dead?
No NDE reveals any truth about an afterlife. I place them all into the general category of hallucinations if not outright lies. No one has convinced me otherwise.
I do not have linking ability right now but I am reading Elizabeth Taylor's NDE account. She says she was clinically dead, rescusitated, and saw her death notice hung on the wall. Been a nurse for 25 years. Never saw a death certificate hung on a wall. I have filled out scores of them. They stay behind the desk with all the other paperwork.
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